Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Day Three. Eating everything I can sink my teeth into.

In an email written to my sister this morning:
"I've fallen off the wagon.  I figured, I gave my guts a full 48 hours of nothingness, TLC, and aloe vera gel and they have repaid me by taking from my buttocks and rendering me as curvy as a pre-pubescent boy.  So, this morning, I played heavy metal music aimed towards my colon, while eating fried chicken, snickers, with a side of screws and glass shards.   I'm tired of being bossed around by a lazy intestinal cord."

2 comments:

  1. You go girl! If you can make it here by dinner we are having BBQ pork sandwiches with cole slaw on top. YUM.

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  2. Alrighty then. Set the table for four (Max will be dining with us, I suppose?!)

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