Don't stop believin'!

I'm here!  Seriously.  I'm not really that busy, especially in light of my sister who is raising four children, a brother who is tying up his last year at a competitive college, another sister who is busy with her two smarty boys who received straight A's on their last report card and a father who cooks, cleans and looks after the family cat so I don't have to.  Seriously, what do I have to do with myself all day?  Eat, scratch, drive recklessly, tail people, think, stutter, drool, wash, rinse, repeat.  That's what.

Rob just suggested that I take this blog in a positive direction where people come to get educated about something.  He said I should pick a place on a map and offer specs about the country and specific information about the food, people, culture, etc, etc.  I know, right?!  Hil-arioous.  I explained to him that you people come here to be entertained, not informed.  That's what Wikipedia is for.  He tries.

So, please don't stop believing in me.  I will be back next week.  For now, I go to Florida to celebrate the birthday of a dear friend.  I would like to bring you all in my suitcase but it's already packed to the gills.

I hope you understand.

Bon voyage.