And I thank you for that valuable piece of information, Sonny.
I turned my attention to the chalk board where I drew out a succession of dotted lines and the infamous swinging gallow.
"We will not be hanging people this morning, kiddos!" said I. Truth is, Miss Brenda had been swinging from the gallows a few Sunday's before. Just didn't seem right in the moment. Or ever. So we decided on a komodo dragon because they are nasty little cusses anyway.
The kids figured out pretty quickly that I am a disabled drawer of animals. As you can see, the tail on this komodo rivals that of a tyrannosaurus rex. The kids thought it was hilarious. And they took advantage of it, my drawing disability.
They were on a roll. The board soon reflected the following:
RUTH KEPT HER PRO_ISES.
Now, these kids... they're bright. And they're crafty. Instead of letting me off the hook and just providing me with the "m" needed to end the game and save the poor dragon from certain death, they were laughing hysterically and shouting out "z" "q" "x" and other improbable suggestions.
Pretty soon, the komodo dragon was sporting a rastafarian hat, sneakers and a glove.
They continued on with more of the same calibre guesses: "w" "7" "egg" which left me with no choice but to draw the komodo driving a golf cart. It's just where my mind is.
After exhausting the entire alphabet (with the exception of "m"), I decided to add a few golf clubs in the back. After drawing them in, one said child remarked, "That looks like a pair of grannie legs sticking out of the back of that golf bag. That's weird."
Touche, kid. Touche.
As a disclaimer, no children were hurt in the staging or as a result of this game. I think. What I do know is that they were taught that Jesus loves them and wants them to keep their promises through a ridiculous game of hangadragon.